Computer, computer, I really hate your guts
Computer, computer, I really loathe your guts
Why you won’t just take this latest upgrade? coz it’s driving me nuts.
Machine, machine, your insides are all new
Machine, machine! Your innards are all brand new
Why won’t you be nice to me? I’ve been as nice as pi to you.
I’ve read the fine manual, from cover to cover
Oh, yeah, I’ve read the f’n manual, from cover to cover
I wasted so much of my life on this that I lost my lover.
My friendly guru, please explain it to me.
My friendly geek, please explain to me
In words for a layman, what do I do? Please, oh please, set me free.